Solemn rites for unserious losses
Give your smallest sorrow the funeral of a fallen kingdom.
Rest in Petty is a free funny gothic memorial maker for lost weekends, dead group chats, expired patience, ruined plans, missing leftovers, and every tiny inconvenience that deserves candlelight, organ music, and a troubling amount of ceremony.
Name the loss, choose its suspicious cause of death, and select a contemporary, Victorian, or Old Testament voice. The service can draw from 64 authored eulogies, or you can write the relationship, cause, eulogy, and final words yourself.
Your finished memorial can be downloaded, printed, or shared with a private link. No account is required, and the details remain in your browser unless you choose to share them. The optional $2.99 Deluxe Mourning Kit adds eight high-resolution images, five art directions, four mourning motifs, a Certificate of Pettiness, and a personalized tombstone, statue, monument, or mausoleum portrait through secure Stripe checkout.